So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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