Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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