How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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