I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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