If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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