Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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