I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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