That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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