They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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