i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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