I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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