never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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