Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
