That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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