ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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