Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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