I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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