he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Randomize
