there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Are we still banned from the library?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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