overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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