problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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