spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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