I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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