Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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