Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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