This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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