Don't you send me to vm
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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