ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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