All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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