big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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