I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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