I'm really into asian looking animals
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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