You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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