Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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