Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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