i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize
