Just cropdusted the office
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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