how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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