did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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