so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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