i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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