why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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