remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize