Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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