I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
