your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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