I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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