if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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