Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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