He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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