just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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