my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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