Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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