covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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